Sep 15, 2011
Anthony Elmore

New Amazon Author Page

They bought it. I convinced Amazon that I was a real author. Don’t tell anyone. Suckers. My Amazon Author Page: http://www.amazon.com/Anthony-Elmore/e/B005N2ZMTY/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1


Sep 11, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Please Don’t Ask Me Where I Was

I published this last year. My sentiments are about the same, although knowing Bin Laden’s ribcage is now a coral reef under the Indian Ocean warms my heart, some. Libya, Read On »»


Your Earth. My Earth. – Flash Fiction Challenge

I submit this hastily written piece for Chuck Wendig’s Flash Fiction Challenge. BTFO.   “And for my next trick…” the magician said as the flames died down. Doug leaned on Read On »»


Sep 6, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Missed DragonCon, but here’s last years’ report.

I couldn’t make it to DragonCon this year. I needed a break from getting bottlenecked in narrow walkways with Stormtroopers and Klingons. Instead, I opted for the flat, sunny spaces Read On »»


Aug 30, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Hellooo Ms. Anderson-Lee

I published this short-short story in Planet Magazine in 2000. I’m re-publishing it for the Terrible Minds Flash Fiction Challenge, Wendig have mercy on my ramshackle soul. As I read this Read On »»


Aug 6, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Congrats and Accolades:Karen McGoldrick and Alexandra Hughes

To be a writer, you’ve got to hang around do-ers. The maxim is true: you’re as good as the company you keep. One evening, Karen McGoldrick arrived at my writing Read On »»


Jul 25, 2011
Anthony Elmore

55 Fiction – A Writer’s Challenge

Don’t let words get in the way of the story. This was the first valuable piece of advice I got when I seriously started writing. At the time, I chose Read On »»


Jul 14, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Storm the Memebase, Lick Your Mouse

I’m trying to promote Farting in Church, but my readership has hit a wall. If you want to get attenttion nowadays, you’ve got to go viral. You’ve got to spread Read On »»


Jul 11, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Rapture Express Edit Complete

It’s done. And I mean done, done. Ok, maybe a couple of tweaks and bolts tightened here and there. Rapture Express, a story about Jack Mcgreggor who longs to see KISS, is Read On »»


Jul 5, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Have a Blog? Want a Free eBook?

I recently counted Farting in Church’s sales to date. The good news is that I am only $999,996.36 from my goal of being a Millionaire. Amanda Hocking, I’m catching up. Read On »»