I’m not a loser!! I’m not a loser!!

On February 23, I think I hit “F5” on my laptop at least 1000 times between 8am and 11am.  I would shut my eyes, hit the refresh button, peel them Read On »»

Jan 25, 2012
Anthony Elmore

Let’s Have an Ebook Sleepover (We can even tell Ghost Stories)

2012 is prophesized to be ePublishing’s breakout year. What’s been different about this movement is that writers have become more communitarian that competitive. We no longer have to compete for Team Read On »»

Jan 23, 2012
Anthony Elmore

Savannah Sortie and God has a knee-slapper

If man plans and God laughs then if you’ve a lot of thunder during the last two weeks, then that’s just God slapping his knee. During 2011, I horded ten Read On »»

Jan 4, 2012
Anthony Elmore

Guest Post at Blood and Bullets Author James R. Tuck’s Blog

James R. Tuck, author of the upcoming Deacon Chalk: Occult Bounty-Hunter series, has invited me to post a guest blog at this site – In the Dark Night. I’ve only recently Read On »»

Jan 2, 2012
Anthony Elmore

Action Plan for 2012

I don’t do resolutions, but I don’t enter a new year aimlessly. Flush that hippie drum circle philosophy of just letting life flow. The only people that go with the Read On »»

Dec 26, 2011
Anthony Elmore

A Cubicle Carol – a Christmas Teaser for Farting in Church

Here’s a big Christmas treat from my eBook, Farting in Church. Now that the Holiday fiasco is half way over, why not treat yourself to a few laughs. Only $.99. Read On »»

Dec 24, 2011
Anthony Elmore

TerribleMinds.com Writing Challenge – Christmas in a strange place

Tis’ the season for a TerribleMinds.com Writing Challenge. “Twas the Night Before Christmas…” Caleb slept the best he could by the fire’s dying coals, but true rest evaded him. He Read On »»

Elf on the shelf is watching you, thoughtcriminal

Have a safe and non-subversive Christmas. Santa’s eyes are everywhere.

Nov 29, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Second Book Blues

Writing your first book is a buzz. Writing your second book is the buzzkill. The day I finished my first book, I stood up from my chair and bellowed like Read On »»

Nov 18, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Flash Fiction Challenge: “Frog Powder Seagull Tower Scissors”

I’m stepping up to The Wendigo’s Flash Fiction Challenge. My word of choice – seagull. —– She loved feeding baking soda dusted crackers to the seagulls at the beach, making Read On »»