My Media Mention has Come to Pass – ChristWire

As a new writer, I live in fear and quivering anticipation of my first review. Bored and feeling especially narcissistic, I googled “Farting in Church” and saw my ebook mentioned in an article by progressive-as- glaciers, conservative Christian website, Christwire (Catching the Scent of Gays and Atheists in Church).

Having flipped her bean of ire, she has accused this author of being the ringleader of a gang who “travels of one gang that infiltrates and befriends unsuspecting evangelicals and then rips praise for Satan.” While I find this to be a scandalous accusation, I am happy that FIC is getting a media mention.

Without even reading my ebook Blanche lumps me with the homosexualist agenda that is intent to defile places of worship with their “bum hums.” The last time I checked a gay’s agenda (inscribed in a Cavallini Day Planner in Pink Bonded Leather), all that was mentioned was lots of shopping, White Parties and closet organizing. No mention of catching ‘barking spiders’ in a church or synagogue.

And being accused of being an Atheist? If an a atheist did fart I’d have to prove it using the Scientific Method or diagram it a syllogism. I flunked Symbolic Logic in college because I couldn’t tell a syllogism from limerick.

With my reputation toxified by her accusation, I wrote a flaming retort in the comments section. It’s on now, Blanche. Go to their site to view it.

By the way, this site is satirical, right?

Anthony Elmore is author and publisher of Farting in Church, a collection of religiously irreverently essays. It's only 99 Cents at Amazon.com.

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