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Atlanta Fringe Audio is no more but Farting in Church lives on.

In case you skidded into class too late and missed my Atlanta Fringe Audio piece, now’s your chance to hear it on Soundcloud. Big thanks to Chris Alonzo and the Read On »»

Every Smile Has Little Teeth

This story is an apology to every woman who gave me a fake number, said “Let’s be friends” but didn’t really mean it. I apologize for not understanding why you’d Read On »»

Mar 16, 2014
Anthony Elmore

Great Covers of U2 Songs that’ll make the snakes stay put

Americans love appropriating other cultures’ holidays into excuses to get drunk and puke like a freshman at his first kegger. St. Patrick’s Day is March 17, which is on a Read On »»

Write Club Bout in Podcast and “Hand Delivered” in Video

The podcast version of the Write Club bout where I kissed the canvas is now available. Here’s a slideshow of a Halloween story I performed for my old podcast. You’ll Read On »»

Jun 27, 2013
Anthony Elmore

The Georgia Aquarium: Dolphin’s – Nature’s Dick Cheney

Today, my wife and I visited the Georgia Aquarium, and milked it of every fluid ounce of enjoyment. Of all the aquarium’s I’ve visited, this one made the others look Read On »»

TerribleMinds Flash Fiction Challenge: Bad Dads

My dad is a saint not for just working hard to make sure his family wanted for anything, but for tolerating a Alabamian son with no interest in football. Yet, Read On »»

Jun 15, 2013
Anthony Elmore

OCD Spaz at my Work’s Restroom

Will this be the piano that breaks the camel’s back and send me over the edge?   Like Punk and want to give Big Brother a shiner? Use my Department Read On »»

DHS Punk Rock Band Name Generator

Big Brother is watching you, so why not make a funny face? Internet activists have been fuming since the release of Department of Homeland Security’s list of watch words. Ever Read On »»

Apr 30, 2013
Anthony Elmore

One Year’s Journey – Going Forward Sober

Last week my wife and I celebrated a nine year journey together as a couple, eight of them under the marriage contract. I wish I had harrowing tales of misfortune Read On »»

Great Writers and Bad Politics

The hardest thing to deal with is the bad behavior of those you love. Yet, you try to look past the faults, but many times they become an obstruction. Recently, Read On »»