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Atlanta Fringe Audio is no more but Farting in Church lives on.

In case you skidded into class too late and missed my Atlanta Fringe Audio piece, now’s your chance to hear it on Soundcloud. Big thanks to Chris Alonzo and the Read On »»

Every Smile Has Little Teeth

This story is an apology to every woman who gave me a fake number, said “Let’s be friends” but didn’t really mean it. I apologize for not understanding why you’d Read On »»

May 27, 2014
Anthony Elmore

“Farting in Church” Atlanta Fringe Piece is Live!!

Hear my Atl Fringe Piece "Farting in Church"

Hear my Fringe Atlanta Audio piece “Farting in Church” either at Soundcloud or at the Fringe Audio site. Hope you enjoy it.

Mar 16, 2014
Anthony Elmore

Great Covers of U2 Songs that’ll make the snakes stay put

Americans love appropriating other cultures’ holidays into excuses to get drunk and puke like a freshman at his first kegger. St. Patrick’s Day is March 17, which is on a Read On »»

Write Club Bout in Podcast and “Hand Delivered” in Video

The podcast version of the Write Club bout where I kissed the canvas is now available. Here’s a slideshow of a Halloween story I performed for my old podcast. You’ll Read On »»

I will be competing in a WRITE CLUB ATLANTA bout – Angst vs. Calm

On Wednesday, August 14 I will be going mano y femo as I defend my theme – calm. WRITE CLUB ATLANTA is like a rap battle for lit nerds. Two Read On »»

Jun 15, 2013
Anthony Elmore

OCD Spaz at my Work’s Restroom

Will this be the piano that breaks the camel’s back and send me over the edge?   Like Punk and want to give Big Brother a shiner? Use my Department Read On »»

DHS Punk Rock Band Name Generator

Big Brother is watching you, so why not make a funny face? Internet activists have been fuming since the release of Department of Homeland Security’s list of watch words. Ever Read On »»

Apr 30, 2013
Anthony Elmore

One Year’s Journey – Going Forward Sober

Last week my wife and I celebrated a nine year journey together as a couple, eight of them under the marriage contract. I wish I had harrowing tales of misfortune Read On »»

Farting in Church is Now 100% Free

For the past few weeks I’ve been torn by malaise regarding where my writing is taking me. It’s either taking me somewhere or nowhere. Ether I turn on my low-beams or high-beams Read On »»