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Jun 3, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Farting in Church Free on Smashwords

Farting in Church Free until 11:59 PM Sunday Thanks to everyone who attended the eBook launch event. I hope you had fun and Hoppi is impatiently awating his cut of Read On »»

7 Writers You Meet in Bad Critique Groups

I miss my old writer’s critique group and the kinship of other creatives. Finding that perfect group is about as hard to find the perfect marriage or the perfect NYC Read On »»

Farting in Church Now Available for Amazon Kindle

Farting in Church - Now Available for Amazon Kindle

After some delay, Farting in Church is now available for Amazon Kindle. So far, I’ve had 2 Smashwords sales, which in business mathematics means sales have jumped 200%. Seven score Read On »»

May 25, 2011
Anthony Elmore

EBook Launch Party Video – In Case You Didn’t Make It

Watch live video from barelyok on

May 25, 2011
Anthony Elmore

“Farting in Church” Ebook Now on Sale at Smashwords

Farting in Church is now ready for your reading pleasure and available for download at Smashwords. And to christen my new career as ePublisher, I am throwing a party, in case you haven’t heard. Read On »»

May 21, 2011
Anthony Elmore

A Rapture Memory – Leaving on My Mind

As part of the memory dump for source material for Rapture Express, I created a few vignettes from my past. This is one of them, which seems to suits the Read On »»

May 14, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Farting in Church Cover Preview

Farting in Church Cover Art

I’m a web designer, not a graphic designer. However, there are two things I adore and work to master: typography and iconography. Although I despise, well, every living cell of Read On »»

May 11, 2011
Anthony Elmore

Special Event!! Farting in Church Online Ebook Birthday Party

You are invited to  a special online ebook launch for Farting in Church. Also, this will also be my birthday party, which I’d like to share with all my friends, online Read On »»

May 8, 2011
Anthony Elmore

A Mother’s Day Letter

Mom, My fondest memory of you is a dull Tuesday during Summer. I was six, and the buzz of Summer was wearing off. I would laze around the house, bored, Read On »»

May 7, 2011
Anthony Elmore

How Not to Ask for a Plunger in Prague